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camelback east / near papago hoping to find an honest, helpful, ambitious kind man who is more than willing to help me figure this out! im very stressed and would be very greatful!! hopefully someone with good intentions gets ahold of me!! my car wouldnt turn when i put the key in it after returning from grocery shopping shopping. new battery, and its not dead. was making dinging noise and now its not if you feel like you know enough about cars and you can help me out please screenshot this ad and send it in a text message so I don't ge about the car lol thank you